500th episode bingo card, spooky dog names, and Clark's lucrative bird hobby.
Ancient memes, angry mob crowdsourcing, and carry-on emotional baggage.
Always the spanksmaid, kiss club for men, and Dan's transition of the year.
A tepid defense of Jimmy Kimmel, port of law, and Dan's pregnant?!
Dan's tattoo tributes, a shameful puppet show story, and the #1 pick for the commune draft.