Shakira's Paradox, a 10-year Bionicle, and Clark's Patreon-only impressions.

Big Damn MS, Michael Crichton's goo stories, and the Phantom of the Clark's house.

Austin's throbbing foibles, bitshake, and never kiss the talent.

Dueling Goldblums, two Sklars smooching, and Even Better Help.

Missoula's quirky Guys, the origin of Futz, and Terminator 17: Closing Costs.