Doudjinn, Shirtwaist Morlocks, and Uncle Benny's Big Ol' Box Of Guns.

A Fool's Romper, Pringles is a warm spring breeze, and G. Gordon Liddy was actually a pretty cool guy.

Chemistry, farm-to-table panties, and Dan's trip to the Far East.

Flan blood, all sleep and bones, and big Birbiglia energy.

Dan's hand news update, helpful sex cult pneumonic devices, and the autistic history of the church.